Maithili chutkula

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रानू जी :- एक बेर रानू जी बैंक लोन ल के कार लोन लेलैथ'
कोनो कारन बस उ लोन नै चूका पेलखिन त बैंक वला हिनक कार उठा
के ल के चैल गेल..............
रानू जी :- रानू भाई सोचलैथ पहिले पता रहीत त ब्याह सेहो लोन ल के
कैर्तोऊ.........................हहह्ह्ह्हह्ह्ह्ह

tags - Maithili chutkula

joke - wife and husband

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h?
JAWAB:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

tags - chutkula , hashi majak

Joke - boy and girl

Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........?

Girl: Kiaaaaaa?

Boy: Achi film hai na!
...

Girl:Kuttay k bachay.

Boy:What!!??

Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hian na.....

tags - joke chutkule joke between boy and girl

joke - girl and boy

 Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN...

tags - joke , chutkula , joke between boy and girl